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Published On: Wed, Sep 16th, 2009

What if…Kanye had interrupted a Latina at the VMA show?

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Familia…you all know that I do not dabble in the gossip realm…I leave that to my good friends at Hissip but last night I had the opportunity to watch the VMA's with my youngest kids (the twins) and my beautiful wife (hola bella). Like the rest of the world…we were shocked to see ese sangano de Konyo West with his wannabee Calle 13 hairstyle steal the spot light from that poor girl Taylor Swift. I call him Konyo because that is what I scream at the TV every time this dude pulls a stunt like this. He is a talented guy but no amount of talent gives anyone license to treat people like this. His stunt was in poor taste but you gotta give Konyo credit…he knew how to pick hiis victim…because a Latina would not have been as nice as Taylor was.

(note: she handled with a lot of class…you go chica!!!)

I know the crazy Boricua women in my family would have lost their mind and there would not have been enough security to hold them back. 

I am specifically imagining this scenario with my Titi Lissy who used to come and back me up in fights when we were in school (she is only like 3 years older). Mas loca que ella no hay…I seen her get down with the best of them and would have her in my corner any day. then he would have to worry about the guys in my family that will give him another workout because he upset her…y tu sabes que no queremos cuentas con las mujeres de nuestra familia.

If you are my friend on facebook, you know I am infamous for my questions…sooooo I asked some of my facebook friends what they think would have happened to Konyo had Taylor Swift been a Latina…and this is what they had to say….

×Ariana Matos 

He would have gotten the mic taken away from him… I mean why did'nt he do
it to Pink or Lady Gaga? I think Kanye likes to pick on people who are weaker
then him.

×Charlie Vázquez 

*fingers in the air* Skyooz me m********a, quítate del medio desgraciado
puto, coño.

×Yolanda Lopez 

he would have gotten hit with a taco (sp?)…and I don't mean the taco you
eat, i mean my high heel shoe LOL

×Chaney Matos 

He would have got hit with the moonman…followed by a "Mira degraciao!
Sientate conazo! " =D

Maria Nieto 

every Latino in the audience woulda bumm rushed the stage to defend la
Latina. I'm calling it now.

×Erika Maury 

he wouldn't have gotten the mic outta my hand, he'd be reachin for it &
i'd be beatin him over the head with it

×Rosangela
Pichardo
 

the latina would have punched him in the face and slapped him over the head
with mic… she would have said, "mira pendejo! que te patrocina?
LAMBON!

×Ivan Sanchez 

@ George… I already wanna slap Kanye for what he did. His ego is way the
hell out of control… Not if, but "when" I run into him somewhere… He better
keep that ego in check or me and his bodyguards are gonna be brawling right
after I slap the ish out of him… No place for egomaniacs in this world… Be
humble… We are all one in the same…

×Erika Maury 

@ ivan PALABRA!

×Luz Carty 

Mira hija de la gran….! Que te pasa pendejo! yup all of the
above!

×Eileen
Rivera-Delahoz
 

I'm with Luz, all of the above.

×Dionne H.E.
Polite
 

He wouldda gotten the swirls knocked from his head…or whatever the hell
those things were in his head…and he would've landed flat on his
ass!!!

×Claudia Castillo 

LOL..but I totally agree with every1..

×Elizabeth
Peralta
 

Speaking for all Latinas kanye would have never made it to the stage with all
the cousins up on the stage accepting the award with her. He would have gotten
push off by juan lol

×Jackie
Martinez
 

He would have been spitting up microphone for a week after I got through with
him

×Jazmine
Perez
 

If it was a latina, she would have cut him and said "vete pa carajo
cabron!!"

×Elizabeth
Perez
 

Snatching away ANYTHING from a Latina in NYC??? He would've gotten
CUT.

×Jazmine
Perez
 

Look another Perez with the same thought lmfaooo

Elizabeth Peralta

Speaking
for all Latinas kanye would have never made it to the stage with all
the cousins up on the stage accepting the award with her. He would have
gotten push off by juan lol

×Jackie Martinez

He would have been spitting up microphone for a week after I got through with him

×Jazmine Perez 

If it was a latina, she would have cut him and said "vete pa carajo cabron!!"

×Elizabeth Perez 

Snatching away ANYTHING from a Latina in NYC??? He would've gotten CUT.

×Jazmine Perez 

Look another Perez with the same thought lmfaooo

×Karen Rosales 

le hubieran dao' un tanganazo con un tate'quieto

×Maria Ferreiro

she would of slapped the SHIT out of him!! I know I would of…LOL

×Carmencita Perez 

I wouldve given him a Sopla Moco with the award…

×Efrain Ortiz Jr.

Slap, kick, punch ….Ya tu sabe…Latinas don't play.

×Bruce Cook 

Don't
know what a "sopla Moco is…but Im sure he woulda got one…I would
have liked to see him take the mike from 50 cent…personally…(yeah
right)

×Ruby Rodriguez 

It
wouldn't have happened. He only has a problem when a white person wins
in a category where an African-American is nominated…and yes he only
goes after people he can intimidate because he knows anyone else will
kick his ass!
Anyway, if by some chance he would think to do that to
a Latina, she would grab that mic back, clonk him on the head with her
moonman, continue with her acceptance speech and tear anyone who tried
to cut her off because of time a new one!!!

Bruce Cook

@Ruby..yeah…I
know he would have never taken it from anyone who would pose a
threat…that was my point around 50 cent…I really dont think it has
anything to do with her being white…I think it has to do with her
being defenseless and young…he is in an industry where machismo
rules…y pick on a 17 year old country singer?? Because he lacks
cojones…lol…if I spelled that right…

I will continue to post comments as they come in….add yours to the comments below.

My advice to you Mr. Konyo West…If they ever invite you to Premios lo Nuestro, portate bien and Charytin, Paulina Rubio and Shakira wont have to "hartarte de bofetas" (Like Mama would say) and you will not be allowed on Escandalo TV to apologize either…we will instead put you on Laura En America so the security guards can hold you down while the audience takes turns kicking the guacamole out of you.

PUNTO…

As I am,

George Torres

The Urban Jibaro

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What if…Kanye had interrupted a Latina at the VMA show?